If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
