i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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