just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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