Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
