we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
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At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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