She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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