i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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