id be glad to
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Randomize
