I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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