so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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