I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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