I'm jealous of your bromance
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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