They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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