I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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