Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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