in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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