adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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