I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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