You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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Shame?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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