he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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