im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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