gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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