I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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