I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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