Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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