a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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