just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Operation Purity has been aborted
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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