Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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