How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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