Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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