Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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