Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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