why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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