They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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