we'll go far in life on tits alone.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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