would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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