You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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