I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
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70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.