i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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