I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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