Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
