Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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