My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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