used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize