Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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