i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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