I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
