I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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