Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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