Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
