therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.