shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.