Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now