I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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