He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip